Funny Joke To Cheer Your Day Up

> >>Wife: What are you doing?
> >>Husband : Nothing.
> >>Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for
> >>an hour !
> >>Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
> >>
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> >>
> >>Wife : Do you want dinner?
> >>Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ?
> >>Wife : Yes and no.
> >>
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> >>
> >>Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ?
> >>Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
> >>I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
> >>
> >>Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
> >>Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself ---
> >>what other problem can be greater than this one ?
> >>
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> >>
> >>Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
> >>worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
> >>
> >>Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
> >>troubles.
> >>
> >>Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet !
> >>
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> >>
> >>Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
> >>he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
> >>
> >>Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> >>
> >>Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
> >>
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> >>
> >>A newly married man asked his wife
> >>" Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? "
> >>
> >>"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
> >>" I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! "
> >>
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> >>
> >>Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
> >>
> >>The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
> >>
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> >>
> >>A wife asked her husband:
> >>What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
> >>
> >>He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
> >>I like your sense of humor.