Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Lalalas!~

Eh, received this email from someone a few days ago... I DON'T KNOW ITS TRUE OR NOT, JUST READ! =P~



>
> PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)
>
> If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
> machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
>
> For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321..
> The
> ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you
> placed in the machine.
>
> The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to
> The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
>
> This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
> seldom used because people don't know it exists.
>
> Please pass this along to everyone possible.*

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Researching...

I am still running on my research... A research that I am fascinated in, and hope that I am able to get some results from it.
Many will certainly laugh, or sneer at the topic of my research, but who cares. =)

Do you believe that VAMPIRES exist?

It's something for you to think about, because this is not the type of VAMPIRES you see in movies, drama serials, etc...

I've been through several websites, and yes, I must say that I found some interesting stuff. Best of all, I managed to get into contact with someone who claims that he "is" a "vampire"*ahem.
I am now sort of interviewing him for my own personal research, and may post up my results soon.

Well, vampires who cater to immortalism, to me, only occurs and appears on films/movies/dramas. I believe all those we see in shows are mostly exaggerated.

Vampirism is a human condition whereby these "humans" have an extra need or desire for blood. Ah, donors to the rescue. However, its not easy to get a donor. Thus, they usually have to turn to animal blood to satisfy and feed their needs. (Although it may not be as satisfying as human ones.)

I roamed the China forum, and discovered that there are actually quite a number of *pardon me* obsessive fellows who wish to be vampires, and some even seemed desperate to seek a real vampire into turning them into one. (I believe they watched too many MDWAV).

From my research, there seems to be no solution and guarantee to turning.
Either you are born one, or awakened.

Okay, real vampires do not fear garlics, nor crosses. I've read somewhere about using a sharp object to poke through the heart of a vampire in order to kill it. Its so hilarious man.

Who wouldn't die from it? Even HUMANS do die from usage of sharp objects poking through the hearts! HAHA..

Seems like the only problem(s) for real vampires are sunlight and thirst. They have an ultra sensitivity to sunlight, though. As for the thirst, I wonder why does it need to be blood in the first place?

But something to take note of, humans who have a fascination for blood or lust for it are not neccessary vampires. It may just be a fetish, or a medical condition. If you ask me, I cannot give an affirmation that real vampires do exist, but I can say that there are humans who drink blood.

Long long ago... ... *ok, I know you are sleeping right now*
There was a lady who lives on blood of humans to maintain her beauty. She was forever looking so young, so radiant... but nobody knows the evil truth behind it...

Friday, April 4, 2008

I'm Sorry... ...

If only words can express how sincere and apologetic I am, I will write an infinite list of words.... ....

Lawrence, I am sorry. I really am.

I wish you are reading this blog now, and understand the amount of guilt filled in me.
I knew I should be angry at Joshua, and NOT you. Why,oh why, did I talk back at you instead of him?
It dawned on me that there are far more things that happened during that "dismissal day" that I did not know. I was told that you were actually helping us that day, but I still scolded your agency of being unreasonable. (How silly was I? I should be telling Joshua all that instead of you!)

Yes, I know I am at fault now, but I feel helpless. (Who ask that Joshua to agitate me?)

Today, I went back to the agency with my friends, and I saw you.

I caught you taking a glance at me, with an expression I couldn't describe. (was that a smirk on your face or something? :s)

Honestly, I dared not face you and I looked away.

Not soon after, you seemed to be on the phone and went out of the agency while I and my friends were still inside, waiting for the payment.

After we have finished the stuff, you were still outside on the phone.
But when we came outside, you seemed to have ended your phone call and you went back into the agency again. I really hope this is a sign of coincidence and not avoiding, right?

Its really sad to see us ignoring each other's existence when I walked past you, still feigning "charcoal" face.

But, deep inside, I really want to say sorry to you.

However, its too late...


P/S: This post does not cater to Josh. I saw Josh today, and I did not maintain any second of eye contact with him during the whole process while awaiting payment. The tension for me was quite awkward that time, but still, I accept the sms apology. BUT please Josh, can you kindly control your temper next time for the sake of your company's reputation? Honestly, you have a LOUD thunderous voice. Spare a thought for your future wife, leh. I prefer you smiling with your teeth showing. At least you look more less threatening this way. =.=

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Something FUNNY: Mas Selamat and TOP 5 999 Calls

Today, I stumbled upon a blog by random, and saw this entry "joke" being posted on a blogger's blog. I guess you all know who is this Mas Selamat, who had escaped weeks ago, and hasn't been found? Well, here's a little something for you:




Mas Selamat spotting and the top five 999 calls

Caller number one

999: Police
Caller: I think I have just spotted Mas Selamat
999: Can you describe for me the person you saw?
Caller: He is about 6 foot two and looks like Andy Lau
999: Excuse me, but do you know that the person we are looking for is a Malay man about 1.58 meters tall and walking with a limp?
Caller: If he can escape, he is not so stupid and if he is not so stupid, he would be walking around in a disguise and if he is going to be in disguise, if I were he, I would want to disguise myself to look like Andy Lau and make myself look 6 foot two.
999: Thanks for calling and please call us only if you see someone that looks like him and walks with a limp.
*too too toooooo*



Caller number two

999: Police
Caller: *whispers* I am in the bus on the way to work and I think I hear a Malay girl talking to Mas Selamat on the mobile phone.
999: Why do you think she is talking to Mas Selamat?
Caller: ….because she started off by saying: “Selamat Pagi”!
999: er, do you know that “Selamat pagi” is “Good morning?”
Caller: …exactly she is saying “pagi, morning” to “Selamat”.
999: Thanks for calling but please call us only when you are more certain of the information.
*too too toooooo*



Caller number three

999: Police
Caller: Police! I saw a man disguised as woman along Orchard Road and it could be Mas Selamat!
999: Can you describe the person to me?
Caller: Well she or maybe he, is dark skinned like a Malay or Thai and is about 1.58 meters.
999: …and where did you see this person in Orchard Road?
Caller: Outside Orchard Towers…
999: Thanks for calling….
*too too toooooo*



Caller number four

999: Police
Caller: Excuse me but I have a suggestion to make regarding Mas Selamat.
999: Yes?
Caller: Can the police play for us a recording of his voice?
999: Why would you want to hear a recording of his voice?
Caller: Well you know what they say: “If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a duck”. So far, we only know what he looks like and how he walks, but we do not know how he “quacks”, if you know what I mean.
999: Thanks for calling; I will relay your suggestion. ….
*too too toooooo*



Caller number five

999: Police
Caller: I was wondering whether I should call or not but I think I should let the police decide, I heard someone talking on the mobile with Mas Selamat.
999: Let me guess, did he or she started off by saying “Selamat Pagi”?
Caller: No
999: Then?
Caller: Selamat Malam
999: Thanks for calling….
*too too toooooo*


Ahh, whoever thought of this is.... genius.

Source from: http://-aiinsley-cheww-.blogspot.com/2008/03/mas-selamat-spotted.html

Updated:

Anyone knows who Ahmad Stokin is? He's a comedian, and people had been coming up to him and tell him that he looks like Mas Selamat. Here's a picture of Ahmad Stokin:

So, what do you think?

I will be doing some random blog-hopping to search for interesting stuff to post here. If anyone of you has got funny stuff, feel free to email me at: thelittlesolar@hotmail.com

Ta-da...

Super-MAJOR-ANGUISH




OH MY GOODNESS!

I am so superb-ly infuriated right now that smoke are coming out of my ears! I chanced upon a person's - a DAMN one-I should say, for BLOGGING about me behind my back, especially its something NEGATIVE about me.

I seldom use vulgarities, so don't force me to use it on YOU. Please get the facts right before disgracing yourself can? Its so hilarious seeing how you blogged the scenario out when I don't remember that I did it!

To anyone who is still existing and reading this VERY blog right now, refer to my previous entries about the job agency. (Yes, I know this incident had happened ages ago, but for goodness sake, this siao girl still had the cheek to come and blog about me inside when I don't even know who the world she is!)

Firstly, she said inside her blog that I took photos of the agents and then video-ed them. HELLO!

PLEASE WASH YOUR BRAIN WITH SOAP AND THINK WHICH EYE YOU SEE ME TAKING VIDEOS OF THEM LAH, OKAY?

Why did you make the assumption AND conclusion that I really did take the videos? I merely took photos, man! Since you did not know what happened after that, then don't BLOG the incident out, lah. So disgraceful.

And for your information and SORRY to disappoint you, I did not get sued like what you've guessed. I think the one who should be sued is YOU, for blogging the agency's name out and for spoiling their reputation. Don't you know this is a case of defamation?

I have checked your profile out already, seems like you are 2 years younger than me, lah. Still dare to scold me stupid when the one who should be is YOU.
You think you had 10 friends with you during that day very BIG is it? Who knows you all belong to those spoiled brat gang whom everyone were warned against!

Once again, GET THE FACTS right before making YOUR OWN assumptions and scolding me like heaven knows. You think by hiding behind the computer screen, nothing will happen to you? Don't you know even BLOGGERS get sued?

Still dare to scold me damn stupid somemore and your blahness, xiao mei mei?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

AHH...

Sobs sobs... This blog is closing down soon.

Because... ...

Someone bombed me with mass emails saying that I am very bad, and going to lodge a complaint against me.


Sobs Sobs....


I got a warning letter from blogger, saying I can't blog anymore... and banned.


LALALA, but I am not SCARED at ALL, because..


I AM JUST KIDDING!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL!


=_=" *eggs thrown at me.